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Before the family and record company get the chance to cash in on the death of MJ, Vodafone, O2 and Orange must have had their best day since New Years Eve.\u00a0 <\/em>I have had so many jokes sent to me today. As everyone knows, the phone companies secretly fund a joke writing team that initiate all of these circulating jokes, \u00a0which must generate millions. That’s my conspiracy theory of the day.<\/p>\n

We can now await the start of the MJ industry ala Elvis Presley, Neverland will become the new Graceland. We will all have\u00a0 Michael Jackson plate and tea towel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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