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You no longer need a tetanus jab to enter the house, the towns takeaways will now experience a deepening of the credit crunch. We have found out that Simon is allergic to most home cleaning products and Verity feels the need to scatter her underwear to the four winds rather than locate the washing basket. I hope that we are never parted again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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