Now that ‘the people’ have taken control of the charts again, it’s time for us to take control of the country.
Despite ‘democratic elections’ we have no real say in how our country is run. We have bailed out the banks to the tune of billions and they have done nothing asked of them by the government in return. Our transport system sucks and so does our mail service (who have decided that as their service is at an all time low, it is now a good moment to put prices up).
Let’s use our combined power to put the frighteners on a few major institutions, we have proved that we can do it now. My ideas are:
- Everybody stop buying first class stamps and only buy second class. Then second class will become first class and we will all save money.
- Lets all withdraw all our money from RBS on the same day and open accounts with the Airdrie Savings Bank, which is the UK’s smallest bank.
- Let’s all send a letter to our MP on the same day on different subjects requesting a response, remember to use a second class stamp.
- Everybody stop paying for parking everywhere in the country from now on. There aren’t enough wardens to ticket everyone. If you are unlucky and get a ticket don’t pay your fine. The system will soon melt down.
I would welcome more ideas like the ones above.
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