I have spent the last week hearing about the credit crunch, luckily  I have not been affected by the drop in share values as I don’t have any. I also don’t care whether the Gov’t are going to guarantee £35 or £50k of savings if Natwest goes tits up for obvious reasons. I am a small business owner therefore the banks have never done me any favours. I am enjoying watching them squirm a bit along with ‘The City’, my solution is to go to the seaside for the weekend and walk by the sea with Ange, Vez and Elvis (also Vez’s friend Lauren).

Nothing like candy floss or a pot of cockles to make you forget the global financial crisis. We have all got our values the wrong way round nowadays, we care too much about property, wealth and everything that goes with it. I am a big fan of Bruce Parry and his BBC series Tribe, I think that I am going to go native and adopt an alternative lifestyle. I will develop this idea in future posts.